Valentine's Day
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<script type="text/javascript">
 
var d=new Date();
d.setHours(0);
d.setMinutes(0);
d.setSeconds(0);
d.setMilliseconds(0);
 
var date_params = /^#([0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9])\-([0-9][0-9]?)\-([0-9][0-9]?)$/;
var url_date = date_params.exec(unescape(window.location.hash));
 
if (url_date) {
 
d.setFullYear(url_date[1]);
d.setMonth(url_date[2]-1);
d.setDate(url_date[3]);
 
var weekday=new Array(7);
weekday[0]="Sunday";
weekday[1]="Monday";
weekday[2]="Tuesday";
weekday[3]="Wednesday";
weekday[4]="Thursday";
weekday[5]="Friday";
weekday[6]="Saturday";
 
var month=new Array(12);
month[0]="Jan";
month[1]="Feb";
month[2]="Mar";
month[3]="Apr";
month[4]="May";
month[5]="Jun";
month[6]="Jul";
month[7]="Aug";
month[8]="Sep";
month[9]="Oct";
month[10]="Nov";
month[11]="Dec";
 
document.write('<table style="margin: 0 auto;"><tr><td style="text-align: right; width: 130px; font-size: 100%;">' + weekday[d.getDay()] + '</td><td><table style="width: 60px; -moz-border-radius: 12px; -webkit-border-radius: 12px; background: green;"><tr><td style="color: pink; font-size: 100%; padding-top: 2px; text-align: center;">' + month[d.getMonth()] + '</td></tr><tr><td style="background: yellow; color: #000; font-size: 100%; -moz-border-radius: 0 0 10px 10px; -webkit-border-bottom-left-radius: 10px; -webkit-border-bottom-right-radius: 10px; text-align: center;">' + d.getDate() + '</td></tr></table></td><td style="text-align: left; width: 100px; font-size: 100%">' + d.getFullYear() + '</td></tr></table>');
}
else
    document.write('<i><b>' + unescape(window.location.hash) + '</b> is an invalid date</i>');
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The only day where people are not liable for leaving mysterious notes in people's letter boxes, or the content within them. You are not liable if the contents of the note:

  • Threaten the victim that they are the sole interests of your life
  • Confesses that you have been watching the victim for several months
  • Contains a chocolate bribe to compensate for the victim feeling distressed

If your not should not be opened on Valentine's day, then you can be persecuted as per usual.


Person Date signed up Response
James KanjoJames Kanjo 04 Sep 2009 15:12 Hmm, maybe...
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